Where to spend your green on some green? We asked Marijuana Connosieur, 5 time Bong Olympics™ champion and patient advocate, Ally B. to begin a column for us on every hipster’s favorite plant, Cannibis.
What’s up Gringos? Ally B. here with some stories to tell!
On a recent night at Footsie’s my chronic back pain began to act up after shooting pool and doing shots of Jamie. I headed to their outdoor patio to stabilize but to my despair my dugout was empty, like not even any dust in there empty. Even worse it was 1am. What was I going to do? Where could I score some medicine at this late hour? The answer: right across the street! E-Z Times is open til 2 am y’all!
Great menu, great prices. I got the BOGO (buy one get one free) Alaskan Train Fuck. I can’t say no to a buy one get one free deal. Their prices for grams run from 10-20 bucks and 1/8’s are mostly in the 50-60 range.
And Giiirrrl, that Alaskan Train rode me right into a great night. Clean, fast and my back said thank you very much. The staff was friendly and not intimidating in the least which I always do care for being a single lady. However they did have a framed poster of a woman touching herself which I could have done without. I mean c’mon boys. All in all I got my meds quickly and made it back in time for last call at Footsie’s.
After leaving a totally stressful shopping experience at Super King Markets, the United Nations of grocery stores, I needed my anxiety to settle. I decided to check in at Figueroa Collectives to see if they had the help I needed.
At first I was totally turned off, 2 way glass, some loud lady screaming on her phone, and gangster rap blaring, and a mob of people waiting on their meds. It felt like a replay of the Super King parking lot.
One of the sweet budtenders saw the anxiety on my face and offered me a hit of some wax concentrate. Well after that I don’t remember much. I think I ended up giving a donation for an 1/8th of some sativa and a gram of indica, but I’m not sure because I still have yet to find them. A hot flash overtook me and I was afraid I was going to faint. Not wanting to wake up to some thugs fanning me on the floor, I made like a tree and got the fuck out of there. Back to my car, I ripped off all my clothes and cranked up the AC. I’m 26 and have never had a hot flash in my life; damn that wax concentrate is no joke.
So maybe this place is good, I’m not sure. It was nice of the guy to wax me up, but I think next time I’ll have to wait to wax it up after my transaction.
There you have it Gringos, 2 dispensaries 2 reviews, up to you to take your pick. Happy Blazing Trails to you! Love Ally B.